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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Can you describe your experience taking the AIPMT/NEET entrance exam? Did you feel nervous or afraid while entering the examination hall and writing the exam?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

What are some of your shocking stories?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

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No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.